My name is Bryan. I like music, anime, food, skate, and other stuff.


Im really friendly so ask me things :)
  • Girlfriend of 3 years
  • Comes home from work one day, asks why I am home early
    Her:
  • I lie and tell her I have felt dizzy and had to come home, but I am actually on sick leave for diarrhea
    Me:
  • Has bad day, wants to have sex
    Her:
  • Excited for sex
    Me:
  • Walks me into bedroom
    Her:
  • Try to hide the brown stain upon my rear
    Me:
  • Does not notice, gets undressed
    Her:
  • Remove my t-shirt, penis gets erect
    Me:
  • Lays down on the bed, spreads her legs
    Her:
  • Go down on her
    Me:
  • Moans quitely
    Her:
  • Its time to enter her
  • Says its time to enter you
    Me:
  • Giggles
    Her:
  • Remove my pants, throw them on the floor, enter her
    Me:
  • Starts to moan louder this time
    Her:
  • Feel her vaginal muscles tighten
    Me:
  • Turns her head in sheer pleasure
    Her:
  • See her eyes tighten upon my brown stained pants, look her directly in the eye
    Me:
  • Looks quizzically back at me, peers in to my very soul
    Her:
  • Eyes begin to get dry
    Me:
  • still staring at me
    Her:
  • slowly pull out
    Me:
  • Begin to get flaccid
    Me:
  • YOU SHIT IN YOUR PANTS
    Her:
  • Its prune juice
    Me:
  • WHAT IS PRUNE JUICE DOING ON YOUR PANTS?
    Her:
  • Stares at her, I feel like a deer
    Me:
  • Let me taste it
    Her:
  • Picks up pants, slowly puts her tongue towards it
    Her:
  • Sees the smell hit her like a cargo train doing 200mph
    Me:
  • Repells like a snake after attacking, lets out an almighty scream
    Her:
  • Get scared like a hare after hearing a gunshot
    Me:
  • Feel an almighty flood of watery diarrhea flooding out of my anus
    Me:
  • It squirts out like a waterfall
  • Throws up pasta
    Her:
  • Starts screaming
    Me:
  • Chases me out of the house
    Her:
  • Still gushing shit out of my anus, hear the door slam behind me
    Me:
  • Children across the street see me
  • Scream like a banshee
    Me:
  • Run to my car I am not wearing pants
    Me:
  • No Key
  • Diarrhea will not stop
  • Try to find spare key in the car's compartments
    Me:
  • Opens up the glove compartment
    Me:
  • Spaghetti
  • Tries to stop the spaghetti from flowing
    Me:
  • Throws up
    Me:
  • Closes the compartment
    Me:
  • Its seeping through the cracks
  • Tries to open the door
    Me:
  • Door will not open
  • Smashes the window
    Me:
  • Runs down the street
    Me:
  • Still screaming
    Me:
  • Hides in a bush
    Me:
  • Waits till the sun goes down
    Me:
  • Leaves the state and never return
    Me:
  • She won't answer my calls
  • What do?
Because your worth the wait..

Because your worth the wait..