"I think fisting should be called ‘upper-cunting.’"
- Bo Burnham (via boburnhamquotes)
"In the back I sit and I nod to the beats of my iPod!"
- Bo Burnham (via rainbowperry)
"My grandfather had alzhiemer’s and one day we were…"
- Bo Burnham (via ohboburnham)
"Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it."
- Bo Burnham. (via mattchustew)